Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
