i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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