tell your sister to shave her snatch
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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