I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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