im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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