I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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