I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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