christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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