Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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