hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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