He asked to "fluff my boner.."
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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