I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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