You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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