I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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