I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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