At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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