I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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