I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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