So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
