So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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