I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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