those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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