Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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