i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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