i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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