your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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