sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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