i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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