why didn't you poke me back
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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