I wish i was in the wii world.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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