Can i not drive my cunt home
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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