Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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