She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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