hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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