Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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