Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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