Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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