So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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