Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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