What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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