you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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