i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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