I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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