Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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