i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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