Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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