Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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