Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
