Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
