is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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