windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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