Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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