so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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