Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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