i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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