whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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