matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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