i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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