small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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