Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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